welcome to my homepage!
just a slime guy trying to be human
Hi yall, i'm kale. I made this website because i feel kinda lost and i'm trying to find my sense of self again. I'm 20 years old and a mediocre Computer Engineering student entering my senior year. I can kinda sing and play piano, and i'm currently teaching myself guitar. I'm constantly obsessed with one fandom or another, right now it's Deltarune. Also i like making random photo edits and shitposts sometimes.
Last updated: July 9 2025
quick facts
Fake name: Kale
Real name: REDACTED
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Plasmoid
Age: 20